Need for a new Trash 80

Jack Lail talks about the search for a new Trash 80. I liked the test for a computer's strength:

The "Trash 80" or as Tandy labeled it, the TRS-80 Model 100, 102 or 200, was completely able to survive the dreaded "sports reporter" treatment, which should be de rigueur testing for all laptops billed as durable.

I'm assuming that would be drop, kick and ....